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Tab Maa,Teri Yaad Aayi Hai


Jab akela pad jaata hoon
hansne khelne ke liye,koi saathi na dhoondh paata hoon
tab maa,bachpan ke ludo,saanp seedhi,aur carron mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab roz bahar khaana khane jaata hoon
kachche maide ki roti aut teekhi sabzi nigal nahi paata hoon
tab maa,tere fulke aur lauki ki sabzi mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab kapde dhulwa kar laata hoon
dhuli shirt ke adh maile collar aur cuff par chakrata hoon
tab maa,tere dhoye hue rumal ki khushboo mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab kisi imtihaan ya musibat mein pad jaata hoon
mehnat karke bhi dhairya na juta paata hoon
tab maa,aadhi raat ko uth kar teri banai chai mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab jeewan ki koi choti jung jeet jaata hoon
dostoon ki shabashi aur mauj mein kho jaata hoon
tab maa,tujhe batane par jab teri aankhoon mein khushi ki nami na dekh paaya hoon
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab kabhi jaan kar koi badi ghalati kar jaata hoon
aur fir asamarth,khud par jhunjhlata hoon
tab maa,teri daanth ke prayashchit mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab beemar pad jaata hoon
bukhar se jhulasta,aundha pada,pet ko dabata hoon
pareshan,bistar se uth kar paani bhar kar laata hoon
tab maa,teri thapthapi aur khichdi mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab ghar se door koi tyohaar aata hai
jab shehar ka shor aur kamre ka sannata kha jaata hai
tab maa,tere haath ki bani kheer mein
Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Jab kabhi jeevan mein ladkhadata hoon
jab naye sangharsh se pehle,khud ko dhandhas bandhata hoon
jab kabhi khush hokar,khud par itraata hoon
jab kabhi aalas mein bhookhe pet so jaata hoon
jab kabi khud se batiyaata hoon
bas yahi samajh mein aaya hai,jeevan ka har rang tujh se hi to paaya hai
jab saans leta hoon.....
Tab Maa,Teri Yaad Aayi Hai

Friendship

Friendship…how to define this????

Although one of the most simplest and beautiful relationship to experience...but yet it is one of the most difficult ones to describe.

I have for long tried to define it....but every time I do ...it not only gets complicated to put together its various facets but...presents itself with an altogether new dimension. Finally...I have realised that I will never be able to put it in words and have hence finally resorted to understanding it in terms of my experiences and escapades. They include some of the funniest incidents as well as some very emotional ones.

 FOR me FRIENDSHIP is when

FRIENDSHIP is when you don’t shy away from doing something stupid because you know that someone will always be there to stand beside you till the end and bail you out.

FRIENDSHIP is when you can confess to a third person about your crush.
 
FRIENDSHIP is when you can bank on someone to hear your side of the story patiently and believe it even if the whole world is going against you.

FRIENDSHIP is when you can talk absolute nonsense with each other and still pretend to be intellectual waiting for the other one to burst into laughter.

FRIENDSHIP is when you can trust your personal diary with someone knowing that they will never peek inside nor will allow anyone else to.

FRIENDSHIP is when your friend plays a prank on you and once you figure out that it was him..you blurt out...teri..@$@$@..teri....$@%%.But eventually when your friend who is still laughing comes and give you a hug..you suddenly feel reassured and start to feel how amusing  the complete episode really was. :)

FRIENDSHIP is when you don’t feel like having fun yourselves..just because your friend had a bad day.

FRIENDSHIP is when you look at a girl passing by and looking at each other one says “dude..she is smoking hot” and the other one replies “I know..bhabhi hai teri..” then the first one responds “in your dreams..yes” ;)

FRIENDSHIP In one of my friend’s words is when a guy becomes brother to a girl so that he ca convince her to fall for you. 

FRIENDSHIP is when you can talk to your friends the whole night on random trivial topics and still in the morning feel that you have done something productive....even though you have a pending assignment to submit..that day.

FRIENDSHIP is when you can call each other with dumb nick names without the other person caring about it.

FRIENDSHIP is when you are on top of the world and everyone is praising you. Your friend gives you a hug and whisper in your ears “congrats dost!!..but stay grounded...the challenge starts now..”

FRIENDSHIP is when you can verbally abuse your friend for no obvious reason and then end up laughing like fools.

FRIENDSHIP is when your friend picks an unnecessary fight and you put your toe in to support him, only to get punched in the face yourself. And when the fight is over you, yourselves kick his ass like the other person would not have. :D

FRIENDSHIP is when someone accepts you irrespective of your flaws or the mistakes that you have made.

FRIENDSHIP is when you have a fight amongst yourselves and decide not to talk to each other anymore only to realize after 2 days that there is a huge void in you life and you really can’t do without each other.

FRIENDSHIP is when your friend becomes your biggest critic in case you go wrong.

This is the best way that I could have described it....It is very randomly put and that is actually the best thing about friendship, It strikes a chord unawares and before you come to realize it, the stranger has already become a part of your life. Each friendship bond is its own symphony, its own lyrics, its own rhythm, its own story quite different from each other yet all share the same essence of love, trust, fun, oneness and care for your friend.

The thing about friendship is that it is simple, demands no expectations from the other person, it is not a give and take relationship and is selfless. A brief encounter of 15 minutes is all you need to be friends with someone. Isn’t it just awesome how can strangers become so close and all important in one’s life so quickly??

The one thing that I very confidently feel that my school, my hostel and my college have given me is my friends and I will always be grateful for that if not anything else. 

I have always believed that friendship is a luxury, something so important that one cannot afford to loose at any cost. In time I have also come to realize that it should not betaken for granted, it need to be nurtured and treasured.

I have experienced that the friends with whom I have had fights are amongst my more close friends. May be fighting and getting back together is a testimony to the fact that our friendship has stood the test of time and emerged strong against adverse circumstances. May be that’s the reason it is easiest to say sorry to a friend than to anyone else in the world and even easier to forgive.(This doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to pick a fight in order to be good friends :D)

Moreover there have been instances where I have crossed people in my day to day life and never tried to interact with them for one reason or other ..but just like some eternal conspiracy.. a small opportunity...a small change...a small click...suddenly changes several definitions....you come to realize  how amazing and wonderful they are and how much you have missed by not being friends with them before. Friendship is undoubtedly a wonderful gift of god, give a chance to friendship..give a chance to yourself...give a chance to life.

I dedicate this post to all my friends..and pray to god that I have the luxury of their company till the end of my life.
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The Phenomenon that “CAMPUS” was-PART 2


Infosys campus recruitment was scheduled on 16th of January 2011 just the day after the CTS interview. My cognizant interview had gone well so I was a little bit relaxed but I did not want complacency to creep in so, I slept early after coming back home and got up at 4:00 A.M in the morning. Just had a look at some of the previous paper patterns and practices some stuff that was new to me. 
 
Again reached college at 8:00 A.M in the morning and went straight to the auditorium to attend the PPT.Infosys was offering a salary package of Rs.3.25 lacs per annum.Niket had not cleared the CTS paper so one of the primary objectives this time was to make sure that he gets through the written. I tried boosting the four of us by saying something or the other and cracking a lot of jokes to make sure that atmosphere was light.

Finally we were guided to our rooms for the written test and asked to fill a very lengthy form, immediately after which the written test began. The first section was Analytical reasoning and was very easy. I attempted all the questions with 5 minutes to spare and then showed all the answers to Niket and Aman who was sitting next to me. Next section was verbal which was easier but a little bit lengthy. I was attempting the paper but suddenly I found that Niket started to loose his cool. He got caught once for turning behind and looking in my answer sheet and the invigilator came and asked for his name. I don’t know but this seemed to have panicked him even more but contrary to keeping low for some he started shouting question numbers demanding answers from, I don’t know who. I asked him to keep quite but that was of no use. His voice was definitely being heard at the opposite corner of the room. He kept on shouting  22  ka..27 ka…32 bata…..I had never seen him more desperate before, anyways I told him and Aman as many answers as I could.

Finally when the exam got over I asked Niket “Bhai is ladoo paper mein tujhe kya nahi bana…tu neend mein bhi kar leta isse….itna risk kyoun lia”.He remained quite and I looked at Pankaj was gave me a look that clearly suggested “Leave it buddy…the guy is under tremendous pressure”.Anyways if there was any damage it was already done.  

We were told that our interviews would begin after a break of 2 hours but, none of us had come dressed in formals. So Tarang and Niket rushed back to their homes to get dressed while Pankaj and I stayed back. I had already packed a separate bag back at home incase the interview happened the same day so, I called Papa who sent someone to deliver the bag to me.

So finally suited we assembled in the auditorium waiting for the results of the written test. Around two batches of 20 names each were announced and none of us figured in those lists. We were informed that more lists are coming as the copies are getting checked. Finally some more lists came and Niket was one of the first among the Oriental CSE to be called out(We did have a sigh of relief),and then came heavy showers of the Oriental Computer Science names who have cleared the written test.Tarang and I also made it but unfortunately Pankaj could not this time. But I was not really worried about him because I knew that his CTS interview had gone well and he would clear it anyway.Out of 750 people who appeared 180 had cleared the written exam.

We were guided to our interview panels immediately. When I reached mine I found Punit already waiting for his turn outside the room. This time around all the cool customers  were in my panel.Punit always maintains that kid smile on his face and to my right was a girl from MCA who was telling me how  her interview took place at the same time, in the same room yesterday and how good did it go. If this was not sufficient soon I was accompanied by Sadaf with whom I had a fun chat and never realized when my turn for interview came.(Although Sadaf tried to crib about how nervous she was in her own perennial habit, I can tell you she was not at all. And you people will laugh when I tell you what she said “yaar…maine to kuch bhi prepare nahi kiya hai….mujhe to about me bhi nahi aata…pata nahi kya hoga..dar lag raha hai  :P :D” ).Finally my turn came and I was asked to go inside the room. Now this is how the interview was:

(This time around the HR was a little old but by the look on his face I could make out that he was very learned, and sort of calm and sweet) 

Me: May I come in sir??
HR: Yes..Please come in…take a seat.
Me: good evening sir.
HR: Good evening to you too. Can I have your resume please?
Me: (Handling him the resume) sir do you want me to give the scholastic sheet as well??
HR: yes please…is it signed??
Me: No sir ..(I started  to sign the scholastic sheet)
HR: (sweetly explained to me) you must always sign whatever document you give during the interview.
Me: Ok sir, I will keep that in mind.
HR: Tell me about your self.
Me: (Told and was again asked the company’s name for which my sister worked) I told him that my hobby was reading.
HR: OK Anshul…what type of books do you read??
Me: sir I read all kinds of books….I keep on changing the genres in order to taste different flavors.
HR: still some specific type of books ..that you like more??
Me: Sir I like to read fiction if it is gripping.
HR: Do you read only English literature or some other as well??
Me: sir mostly I read English.
HR: Why don’t you read hindi literature, it is also very rich and good.
Me: Sir I read English more because I want to improve my English language but I have also read some hindi literature like Premchand and I usually visit a website called “kavitakosh.com” that contains poems from all the renowned poets in hindi literature.
(He again confirmed the name of the website)
HR: Good..Tell me Anshul have you read “Madhushala” by Harivansh Rai Bachchan??
Me: (popping in quickly) Yes sir I have …infact it is one of my favorite poems…I even have the audio book for this recited by Amitabh Bachchan himself.
HR: Ohhh..is that audio book also available on the website??
Me: No sir..the site contains only the literature but actually I liked this poem a lot and one of my friends had that audio book ,so he gave it to me.
HR: Is that audio book available in the market??
Me: It must be…you will find it if you Google it J
HR: I must look for it then.Ok...tell me about your favorite author and some of his works.
Me: Sir I like fiction from Dan Brown the most. I have read four books from him..Deception Point, Angels & Demons, The Da Vinci Code…….and…the fourth one..i can’t remember…
HR: Have you seen the movie also on The Da Vinci code??
(I mentioned that I liked watching movies in my hobbies)
Me: Yes sir I have watched the movie as well.
HR: Was it as good as the novel??
Me: Sir the movie was very good as well…but if you compare it with the novel then not probably not as good.
HR: (He agreed with me. Then he went through my resume and asked about my project and my role in it)
Me: Told him the name of the project and explained him one of my business plans and how it was different than the existing ones. I explained him that the complete plan, strategy and concept is mine.
(He asked some doubts about some loopholes…and I explained how I intended to remove them…by which he looked convinced. He praised me for my plan..J )
HR: Where did you do your industrial training??
Me: Told about my industrial training in web development and its relation with my project.
HR: (Looking at my resume) what is FPAI??
Me: Told him that it’s the world’s 3rd largest NGO and all..(He said..okk..i get it now..i know about this)
HR: Anshul you must have faced some problems in your life….tell me about one such problem and how you came out of it??
Me: Yes sir..I have indeed faced some problems…you might have noticed that I have a drop after my 12th standard. Actually I suffered serious illness during that period…I had to go through a bed rest for nearly 3 months. I was initially having fever and my family doctor was out of the country, so I had to consult some other doctors. They diagnosed that it was probably a viral infection and prescribed me medicines accordingly. The medicines worked as well and I recovered but again after a weak I would fall sick with same symptoms. The doctor would prolong the dosage and this kept on going for a month and a half. Finally my family doctor came back and he also diagnosed the same problem….I again recovered from viral but after a week or so I started having pain in my lower abdomen…the doctor asked me to have a sonography done as it was possibly looking like appendix. The sonography reported that it was not appendix bus there was a caseation in my lymph nodes due to some infection. The doctor prescribed more test to find out the reason of infection but they all returned no results, so finally he asked me to have a FNAC and CT scan of the abdomen.

Now this CT scan was fine but the FNAC was something brutal…The doctors used a 6 inches long hollow needle and poked it in the area of caseation …until the skin of my stomach punctured and then used the sonography machine to look whether they have reached the correct spot or not. They took out the needle and did this twice or thrice and each time they poked that needle a stream of blood would flow down my stomach. Finally when they reached the right spot they put an injection to the other end of the needle and pulled the plunger and a tissue of the infected caseation was sucked into the needle which was then sent for testing (I did not tell him this but the doctor who did this was very sweet. When I asked her initially what was going to happen she said “arey you you won’t even realize and it will be over…no sedatives or anesthesia required. After the job was done she told me you were very brave….most people faint during the procedure. Although I was half dead by then but I must confess what she said provided some sort of respite :D ;) )

Anyways by then I had already lost 3 months…I had to take a drop anyhow but most of the coachings in Bhopal had already begun and all of my friends were already into 3 months of preparation. This was a big stretch of depression for me because I was good in academics but I could not help the issue. My sister was in Indore so she asked me to come their and join a coaching which had batches starting late so that I can also have a change of environment. So finally I went to Indore…and not to mention hostel had its own hardships …but somehow this drop year turned out to be a blessing in disguise for me. I made some very good friends at hostel, I learnt to fight my fears, came out of my depression. Eventually I did not clear IIT but this made me realize that my sickness was not the only reason..I lacked something else…and that is what I have been trying to improve over the past 4 years.

HR: Good… very good.Ok Anshul that would be all..All the best!!!
Me:Thank you Sir J

They interview was very nice and the interviewer was really kind and gave me enough space and freedom to speak.

We were then asked to wait in the waiting room. 

Now this is where a change of equation took place.Sadaf was back from her interview and we were discussing our interviews…suddenly there was such a huge noise that I could not hear my own voice and this is when an alien feeling took over me. Something that I had always known but never felt so tangibly. That feeling was “mediocrity”….both of my job interviews had gone well and I am quite confident in getting through both of them….but this is just when I realized…that this was no big a deal. I am not the only one to be at that position….I am just another pebble in the huge hill…just another fish in the vast ocean. The thing which appeared to be so coveted until now, suddenly seemed so trivial.

That is when I called my dad and said “Papa feel nahi aa rahi yaar….har kisi ka ho gaya…there is no sense of achievement…bheed lagi padi hai yahaan” and my dad said “beta maine to pehle hi kaha tha tumse…anyways you come back home and we will discuss about it”
The moment I hung up that call I knew what I had to do and this time more clearly than I had ever known. My dad always wanted me to enter the business but he never forced me, he would often tell me “Dude what’s the point in struggling and making just 3 lac rupees per annum when you are capable of earning 3lack per month comfortably back at home” and I would answer him in my mind “Papa you have been your own self made man, you have had your own share of struggles and you can’t take my struggles away from me. I need to be my own self made man…I want to establish my own base line…my worth in the market…so that even if I falter in future I have the strength and confidence to start from scratch again” (My dad’s life story is an awesomely inspiring one..from being the 2nd rank holder in Agra University to doing his first job for Rs.1500 per month and finally becoming a successful businessman).

Truly speaking at this point of time I don’t even care if I make it in these two companies or not…I have already got what I wanted from this experience…my self belief and the reassurance of my minimum worth. I don’t at all want to demean or disrespect the achievement that cracking this campus job is, infact I myself have worked for for 15-18 hours daily for the past 15 days. I slept at 11:00 P.M on the night of 31st December so that I could get up on time the next morning and start working. But sometimes when you know that you have worked hard the process of struggle and hard work starts appearing more rewarding and dearer than the result itself.   

I would also like to thank all my friends and family for their support especially Neeraj and Guggi for believing that I will make it in first go, even before I believed it. I remember Neeraj coming up to me on 10th of January when we came to college for our registrations and saying that “Buddy I still suggest you skip this campus and enter the field…”.Thanks for showing that confidence in me buddy…but you very well know why I want to gain the experience of the corporate world..and I promise that I will be back soon…and if I go astray I want you to remind me that it’s time for me to get back.

Anyways it’s time to set new goals, work on the incomplete ones, look forward to more struggles and achieve my New Year resolutions. I would be more than happy to extend my services if anybody needs help as far as cracking campus tests are concerned. Even if you haven’t talked to me for a long time or whatever reason it is please don’t hesitate to let me know.

Wishing all good luck for the upcoming campuses and awaited results.
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The Phenomenon that "Campus" was-Part1

Finally the much awaited campus recruitment drive took place in my college. I had appeared for the persistent open campus in which I could not clear even the written exam but that was alright given that it was a completely technical exam and undoubtedly there are people who have prepared for GATE and are better than me in the technical domain(Although just a few days  ago I came to know that all the papers were not even checked in Persistent Campus).Anyways after the Persistent exam I made a promise to myself  that I must get selected for each and every company that comes for closed campus in my college.

So finally the “D Day” was 14th of January 2011. The first company that came was Cognizant Technology Solutions offering an annual salary package of 3.35 lacs per annum .It was a closed campus drive and nearly 1400 students from my college were appearing for it, given the relaxed criteria by cognizant. We were all sitting in the auditorium anxiously waiting for the Pre Placement Talk to begin and I remember telling my friend Pankaj, ”Pankaj  bhai ghar  waloon ne kharcha to kar diya par agar campus nahi hua to waat lag jayegi”(I spent 8000 rupees buying my first ever formals that just included two shirts, a pair of trousers, neck scarf and shoes) and Pankaj kept silent for sometime then replied Bhai mein to sochna hi nahi chahta is  bare mein”.

Anyways after the PPT we were finally guided to our written test rooms and were asked to switch off our mobiles which I obediently did ,given that I have a very bad track record of not being able to cheat in exams(My friend Sukrity knows it better  :D).Wait…before this goes any further I must tell you that I forgot my cell phone at home that day, so I just borrowed my dad’s cell, diverted all his calls to my cell and asked my friends to forward me any sms they get on his number.Anyways this turned out to be of no use as I eventually switched off my mobile.So,finally back to the exam room we got the question paper and to my utter shock it was a completely different pattern from what we had known and practiced for cognizant.Anyways there wasn’t any time to brood over it in a 65 minute test, so I just stuck to the task. At the end of the test I had no idea how I had performed (although I screwed up the verbal section little bit and was unable to attempt a complete RC due to lack of time), but when I came out I got to know that people had got sms and they had marked the answers.We were told that the results will be announced by evening and the interviews will be on next day.

Pankaj said”bhai ghar chalte hein aur Infosys ki tayyari karte hein…ismein to nahi ho raha…logon ko to sms aa gaye..apan ne to khud hi solve kiya hai” and I was like”yaar confident to mein bhi nahi hoon par zaroori nahi hein ki sms ke answes sahi hi hon,atleast verbal section mein to mujhe apne par zyada bharosa hai..aur DI section  era theek hi hua hai”. So we all came back home and started to prepare for Infosys closed campus which was scheduled on 16th of January. At 8 in the evening I was sitting at my study table and analyzing some questions when my cell phone rang, and it was Tarang on the call.

Tarang:Aur bata kya kar raha tha ??
Me:Bas yaar baitha hi hua tha.
Tarang:Result nahi dekha kya??
Me:Aa gaya kya??
Tarang:Haan…maine socha tumhe badhai de dein…
Me:(My years grew double the size )Aisa kya ho gaya yaar???
Tarang:Apan sab ka written clear ho gaya hai..
Me:kya???...sahi bata yaar…sach bol raha hai ….(and I just jumped out of my chair closing my analytical ability book)
Tarang: bas Niket ka rah gayaL
Me:Ohhh….aise kaise ho gaya yaar…usne to poora vaibhav ka chapa tha..vaibhav ka nikla to uska bhi nikalna chahiye tha.
Tarang:Pata nahi yaar….samajh nahi aa raha…chal fir check kar le tu..bye.
Me:Bye.Thanks.
I immediately booted my computer and checked the result. It was an excel document with 20 sheets..each sheet consisting of 30 names. About 600 people had cleared the written out of 1400 that appeared.I started checking all the sheets but my name was nowhere to be found. I called Tarang again:
Me:Tarang ..kaun si sheet mein naam hai mera??
Tarang:yaar number yaad nahi hai..dekh le tu…but hai tera..tension mat le.
Me:kk…chal dekhta hoon ek baar aur.
I checked again..but still could not find my name. I tried (cntr+f)..and typed my name..but it returned no result. I tried it again, this time checked ”all sheets” box as well and clicked find….and there it was…sheet No 6.I was finally relieved..and let me tell you..this was this frst time that the( cntr+f) function appeared to be so sweat and effective to me J . Neeraj called me to congratulate and gave some tips for PHP .Guggi called and congratulated in his own way..:D.So finally I started preparing for the interview next day and completely revised C++ and PHP…and brushed up Network Management,Computer Networks and Data Structures a little bit. It was 12 at night so I called Vaibhav and wished him happy birthday…set my alarm to 4:30 and retired for the night. Again got up at 4:30 in the morning revised some concepts, got ready and reached college at 8:00 A.M in the morning.
The interview process began from 10:30A.M and there were 20 panels taking interviews in parallel. I kept waiting eagerly for my turn while observing juniors who were the volunteers that day ..and were looking very happy and content bossing over seniors with instructions. My name was finally called out at 1:00 P.M and I along with Sonal and Amisha were guided to our Panel room no.6.When I reached there I found out that Pankaj was sitting in front of my panel room waiting for his turn in Panel No. 7 while Tarang was already inside the interview room in my panel. I inquired Pankaj about my HR and he told me that you will be facing core technical questions. This panicked Sonal and Amisha even more.Sonal kept on turning the pages of her registers trying to revise stuff while repeatedly asking me “why is Tarang taking so long, what is he asking him??And as clueless as I was I just told her that “when you go inside the time passes very quickly, you will take 10-12 minutes telling about yourself only..So just take it easy..because anyways even if you could not clear this interview it will be a good experience and you will anyhow crack the other companies…so just chill and you will automatically do good when you go inside”. I don’t know how much it helped her but she did close her books after that and sat waiting for her turn.
Sitting in front of me..I could see Pankaj getting a little nervous so I just asked him to believe in himself and reassured him that if he could not clear it then no one else can. Finally Pankaj’s turn came and he went inside the interview room.But Tarang seriously was taking very long. My friend Anjul was waiting for his turn in the panel that was diagonally across mine and kept on doing actions suggesting “what is my HR doing??”.Nearly 3 people have had their interviews done in other panels and Tarang was still inside. I asked the volunteer for my Panel “How much time is he taking for one person??” and he said” on an average 30-35 minutes”. Finally Tarang came out and it was Sonal’s turn next.Tarang told me that he had been literally bludgeoned inside and the HR was specifically very critical abut PHP language which I had also mentioned in my profile, as my final year project is also in PHP.Tarang looked extremely dejected and this made Amisha panic even more..God..I can still emember the look on her face. Now it was her turn to ask me the same queston that sonal  had asked me when Tarang was inside the room. She literally made me count each and every minute for which Sonal was inside. I just remembered a line from Jagjit Singh’s ghazal and told her"Kyoun dare zindagi mein kya hoga??Kuch na hoga to tajarba hoga”.I didn't know what else to tell her.
Finally Sonal came out after 30 minutes and it was my turn next. I was just about to enter the room when the HR himself came out in order to take a break. So I sat down back at my place. Meanwhile Amisha asked Sonal what had happened while she was putting her file back in her folder. After sometime the HR came back and I was asked to go inside the room by the volunteer. Now what happened next is very interesting
Me: May I come in sir??
HR: Yes, Please come in.
 (I went inside and walked up to his desk)
HR: Please sit down.
 (I wished him good afternoon and sat down)
HR: Give me your resume.
Me: Sir I don’t have an extra copy of the resume, I have only one copy and it is in my file.
HR: Hun???....
(I repeated the same sentence again and his reaction was again the same so I finally repeated it for the 3rd time and showed him my file)
HR: How will I see it in the file??Give it in my hands.
(I took out my 3 page resume and handed it to him. )
HR: Why were you so reluctant in handling me the resume?
Me: Sir actually I was not reluctant, I thought it would be more comfortable from the file but if you wanted it in hand..You can please have it.
HR:OK..tell me about yourself.
Me: Sir I am pursuing my engineering in computer science branch at OIST Bhopal……………………………..Sir I also have an elder sister who is working as a software analyst for one of the leading MNC.
(Stopped in between)
Hr: Which company??
ME:Tech Mahindra, Sir.
Hr: TechMahindra is a very bad company …they have very bad working environment……………….
ME: Yes sir..even my sister is not very satisfied working there…..she tells me that they don’t appreciate your hard work.
HR: yes..there is a lot of politics there. I am also from telecomm domain ..the work is good there but the environment is not(then after a break)Anshul tell me…do the people who go out from the interview discuss what I have asked them??
Me: Not really sir. Actually the meritrack volunteers don’t allow them to discuss once they are out of the room.
HR: Then why was that girl discussing outside??
ME: Sir actually she was keeping her file in her bag so may be only for that time.
HR: How long does it take to put a file in the bag??
ME: sir actually something fell out of her bad so it took her a little longer.
HR: Ok…you people are not supposed to discuss what we ask you..because you are freshers and we can ask only the same basic questions from all of you. I understand how much knowledge freshers have… if I ask you questions according to my knowledge you won’t be able to answer a single one of them.
ME: Yes sir,you are right.
HR: I am also from MANIT, I passed 10 years back.
ME:Ok sir..It was GEC then.
HR: Not GEC ..REC.
ME: Right…right sir.
HR: Asked 3 technical questions and I answered them. (I told him I referred Robert Lafore for C++ and it turned out that he had also read the book..and even remembered which concept was on which page.*he was very knowledgeable …I literally had my tongue out when we discussed Robert Lafore)
HR: You have got very good communication skills. or are the best person uptil now in terms of communication and knowledge.
Me: Thank you Sir. I owe it to my school teachers.
HR:I am done with your interview.
Me:ok sir.
HR: Anshul, didn’t you feel that your interview was a little abrupt??
ME: Yes sir…you were taking at least 30-40 minutes for each interview and it has only been 10-15 minutes uptil now..So I am a little bit surprised.
HR: (smiling-started going through my resume) You have all your marks in 60%..What’s the reason?
ME: (wondering 68.67% in engineering is not that bad) Yes, sir I have an aggregate of 68.67%, actually I have been involved in a lot of co-curricular activities and extracurricular activities so that takes up some time. Moreover in the initial semesters I used to write answers to the point and hence scored less…now I have realized it…so in the later semesters my score is good.
HR: Yes…I get your point..this happens. Started checking my extracurricular activities in the resume and asked regarding the bridge design competition of IIT Kanpur.
ME: Told him that we were among the 20 teams selected on the national level and all..(he looked convinced).
HR:I am done with your interview yaar….aacha tell me if I relocate you ..Will you be willing to come to Chennai??
ME: Yes sir..I can do that.
HR: Many people say yes but eventually it turns out that they don’t want to go to Chennai. Do you know the full form of CTS??
ME: Yes sir..Cognizant Technology Solutions.
HR: Actually it is Chennai Technology solutions.
(Again my tongue was out..loll!)
HR: Chennai office has nearly 50,000 employees of cognizant. But people from north find it difficult to adjust there given the language problem, and humidity, food..etc.
ME; Sir I am comfortable with English ..so I guess language won’t be much of a problem..and given my complexion it will be easier for me to adjust there.
(We both laughed at this)
HR: That was a very nice answer.
(Finally four years practice of PJ’s was put to good use by me.Aakhir shauk badi cheez hai  :D)
HR: Why do you want to join cognizant??
ME: Sir it is my dream company.
HR: (Started Smiling) Tell me if you don’t get selected for cognizant and tomorrow Infosys is coming for recruitment..then in the interview if HR asks you the same question will you say that cognizant was my dream company but because I could not clear it I am appearing for Infosys??
ME: Sir I have my own reasons for cognizant being my dream company and sir I so much want ot be a part of cognizant that if you assure me right now that I will get selected in cognizant I assure you that I will not even appear for the Infosys campus given that Anuj Sir allows me to.
(He then asked for my reasons. I gave my justifications and he looked satisfied.)
 HR: Do you want me to ask anything??
ME: Yes sir. Suppose I get selected in cognizant how much time will it take me to achieve a leadership role??
HR: It depends on your performance and leadership roles require you to first attain some skills in the company.
ME: Sir that fine …I want you to assure me that if work hard my efforts will be recognized.
HR: That depends on your Team Manager and the effort you put in but it is good in CTS as compared to other companies. Anything else??
ME: No sir. Thank you.

So this was the interview. After coming out I realized that after 15 minutes in the interview the HR said that he was done but when I came out and looked at my watch 40 minutes had passed. Before I left the room, I also observed him put my form and resume separately on the stool to his left.

I will regard this as a very good experience because not only did I give HR intervier to a technical panel but I also managed to impresses him.

Next was the Infosys campus the very next day…I will discuss about it in my next post….and also about something that I realized when I was in the waiting room after giving the interview …which made me rethink and reanalyze certain situations.



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What the FUCK??


The inspiration behind this post is a very insignificant event or rather observation that I had a few days ago. 
 
It was my compiler design midsem exam and I was going to my college by bike. It wasn’t any different from a usual day and while riding the bike I was thinking about the answers that I had mugged up the night before (like a typical engineer ..:-P). I had to pick a friend of mine on the way, so I turned my bike towards his colony, and to my biggest shock and fright I was faced by a huge pack of around 10-12 dogs occupying the complete breadth of the road and staring at me. Now for the cynophobic I am, I had no idea what to do because there was no way that I could have ridden past through them or avoid them by turning back; otherwise they would have ran behind me and caught my leg anyhow. Not knowing what to do I, completely froze at my place. But to my surprise almost immediately one of them ran towards an adjacent lane and the rest of them followed suite. Relieved as I was, I thanked god, shifted my bike’s gear and carried on towards my friends place. Suddenly I realized that actually none of those dogs were interested in me, it was their mating season and they were actually chasing a bitch that got a chance to escape when I came.

Now my purpose of writing this blog post and giving it such an aggressive heading is neither to brag about my recent encounter with dogs nor to discuss their mating habits.

What stuck my mind was that even animals like dogs have a fixed period of time in the year where they have the urge to mate but, on the other hand we “homo sapiens” considered as the most sensible and intelligent creatures on this planet bestowed with the capability of exercising freedom and control over our sexual potency have been unable to satisfy our desires and lust, and have been found guilty of indulging in the most shameful and inhumane acts of rape and sexual abuse. What I fail to understand is that, if even dogs can have a decency and discipline in the way they go about their life process, what makes humans so insanely mad about SEX that they place it before the basic necessities that qualifies them has humans  and this is what makes me wonder and ask WHAT THE FUCK??

By saying this I am not at all trying to comment, criticize or analyze the frequency of consensual sex between two partners but I strictly and completely condemn any insensitive and inhumane act of forced sex, rape or sexual abuse. Let me elaborate this by taking few examples:

1. Rapes of minors
It’s beyond reason to justify the rapes of 4 year old children committed by multiple people to the extent of killing them. Moreover it is impossible to understand what sort of control or pleasure someone could derive out of a child who doesn’t even have a body grown enough to stimulate sexual attraction. And to top it up with gang rapes makes the situation all the more deplorable. What kind of sexual desire is this that doesn’t even spare children so young, who don’t even understand what’s being done to them??How much civilized we really are??
Just to put the facts right, according to the data released by Home Ministry on March 4,2010, child rape case continue to rise as a total of 5,446 cases were registered in 2008 across the country.

Uttar Pradesh has topped the list with the highest number of 900 child rape cases in the year 2008.Madhya Pradesh registered (892) such cases, Maharashtra (690), Rajasthan (420) and Andhra Pradesh (412), Chhattisgarh(411),Delhi(301),Kerala(215),TamilNadu(187),WestBengal(129),Punjab(106)Tripura(104),Gujarat(99),Karnataka(97),Bihar(91),Haryana(70), Himachal Pradesh(68),Orissa(65) and Goa(18)

Don’t these stats invoke this question in your mind-What the Fuck??

2)50-60 year old men marrying minors:
In a most recent incidence four months after a minor girl was forcibly married off to a 57 year-old-widower  in Gadwal,another case of a 60-year-old man tying the knot with a 14 year old girl was reported in Mahbubnagar district making a complete mockery of violation of child rights and Hindu Marriage Act of 1955.Ironically the girl was married to the person in presence of his first wife and was also the daughter of this person's first wife's brother.Moreover the groom allegedly paid Rs. 1 Lakh as alimony to the girl's parent before marriage.

What kind of insatiable hunger is this that forces a man 60 years old to even think about having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old girl?

Also to mention various self professed dharma gurus and tantrics who indulge in such activities demeaning not only the religions but also the basic human values.


3) Man rapes bitch
In a shocking revelation, a 35 year-old man, was caught raping a stray-bitch. The police has slapped IPC Section 377 (against the order of nature) on the man and booked him for unnatural sex. Apparently the accused confessed to the crime and stated ‘missing his wife’ as the reason for committing such shameful act.

Instances like these make it hard to differentiate between the human and a dog, and to seriously wonder who is more respectable. Moreover how can one justify “missing wife” to be a reason good enough for such an act.

Just because the god has bestowed the human beings with the capability to exercise our sexual expression according to our will, does that not mean that we have an added responsibility not to misuse it??(Human Beings are among the only few species known who does not have a restriction imposed on their mating season by nature).

This obsession and craziness for sexual desire makes me question and wonder-not in a cliché but in the most literal sense-WHAT THE FUCK??
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